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# Phone conversations are conversations, not a series of grunts.
# Multiple orgasms are virtually always female.
# You know stuff about how to make food taste good.
# A five day vacation requires a bathing suit, a bottle of suntan oil, and Jean-Luc.
# Girls night out.
# Men don't think we like sex as much as they do, so they don't suspect us of cheating...
# We don't have to stand in front of a urinal and expose our genitals to strangers.
# We can pretend to be weak to get out of heavy chores.
# Old friends don't give you a problem if you limit yourself to two drinks.
# We don't feel compelled to do stupid things to "prove" ourselves.
# When clicking through the channels, we don't miss good shows.
# If my ass is a factor in a job interview, I've got a juicy lawsuit.
# All our orgasms are real...the fake ones are not orgasms.
# An empty wallet does not make us invisible to the opposite sex.
# We can fart in public and no one ever suspects us.
# We don't have to wear ties.
# We understand why football is funny.
# We can go to the bathroom sitting down. Ahhhh...
# Our last name is whatever we want it to be.
# We can leave a hotel bed unmade, and the messier we leave it, the better we feel.
# When our work is criticised, we don't have to panic.
# We can kill your own food, and fix it to taste like food.
# The garage is all his.
# We get extra credit for the slightest act of oral sex.
# We see the humor in Robocop.
# Nobody secretly wonders if we're impotent.
# We never have to clean the toilet. The houseboy does that.
# We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes, but why bother? He'll be late.
# Sex means never worrying about our reputation. If we're good, we've got it made.
# Wedding plans are our option.
# If someone forgets to invite us to something, we can show up anyway.
# Our underwear is $7 for a six pack.
# Sports figures can be a source of sexual stimulation.
# None of our co-workers have the power to make us drink too much.
# Our shaving mistakes can be hidden.
# We don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass EVERY night...some boys are smooth!
# If we're 34 and single we lucked out.
# We can write our name in the snow without dropping our pants, we just use a finger.
# We have fewer heart attacks because we can cry.
# We get a zit, we have makeup.
# Beer is just another hair rinse.
# We can be president.
# We can masturbate neatly.
# Sex fixes everything, costs nothing, and is fun for us too!.
# You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
# We get to have sex 90% of your waking hours if we want it.
# We can wear a white shirt to a water park, guaranteed to get several good prospects.
# Three tools are more than enough.
# We can eat a banana in a hardware store without everyone thinking we're gay.
# We can dislike sports and not worry about what people think.
# We never get anything caught in our zippers
# Pamela Lee doesn't live in our universe.
# We tell good dirty jokes when you walk into the room.
# We can whip our shirts off on a hot day...good for a date with a sexy cop.
# The houseboy will work for sex. Try getting a maid to do that.
# We never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
# Car mechanics can be seduced into telling us the truth.
# We don't give a rat's ass if someone notices our new transmission.
# We can have sex for hours without even thinking.
# We never have to pay for sex.
# We never misconstrue innocuous statements.
# We get to jump up and slap men.
# We don't have to pretend to be assholes to satisfy our peers.
# Nobody thinks a thing of it if we decide not to work.
# We can admire Clint Eastwood without wanting to look like him.
# We live longer.
# We know at least 20 ways to fix chicken.
# No "erection in public" problems.
# Same work, same pay, less pressure, easier to get laid.
# Grey hair and wrinkles make us look wise, they make men look old.
# We don't have emergency crotch adjustments.
# Wedding Dress, Grandma's heirloom, free. Tux rental $100.
# We pay less for car insurance.
# With usually one ovum per month, we do our part to curb population growth.
# We get to mooch off others' desserts.
# Colorblindness is a male problem.
# Ditto hemophilia.
# People never glance at your crotch when you're talking to them.
# We are not the same sex as Rush Limbaugh.
# Friends sometimes bring gifts.
# Bachelorette parties whomp ass over bachelor parties.
# We have a normal and healthy relationship with our mothers.
# We can buy condoms and make the shopkeeper imagine us naked.
# We needn't pretend we're "just" going out for drinks when we go to a male revue.
# If we forget to call a friend, he'll call us.
# Someday you'll be a rich widow.
# You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase, "Whoops!"
# If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, it's GUARANTEED we'll become lifelong buddies.
# We can pretend to be helpless and no one laughs at us.
# The house can be a mess and we can blame our husbands.
# We never have to miss a sexual opportunity.
# We think the idea of Lorena Bobbit is funny.
# If something mechanical doesn't work, we can fix it, or ask to get it fixed without loss of sexual identity.
# Women athletes don't need a cup.
# We can admit to using sex toys, what man ever confesses to using a "love doll"?
# We don't have to remember sports stats to be considered real women.
# Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
# Our pals can be trusted.