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  • 8 ян. 2007, 21:12 ч.

Courtroom Quotations /ENG/

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My favorite :

Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
Witness: "Not yet."

Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"
Witness: "Picking them up in the air."
Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"
Witness: "Attached to the ears."

Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"
Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."

 Joy  hahaha

Последна редакция: пн, 08 яну 2007, 21:34 от geminarius

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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"


 #Crazy  Joy  Joy  Joy

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отдавна не се бях смяла с глас,мерси !

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отдавна не се бях смяла с глас,мерси !
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