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If you hate all the confusing settings on your washer:
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If you grieve your lost socks:
3.
If you dread the time it takes to hang clothes so you just don't:
4.
If ironing and static are the banes of your existence:
5.
If you detest clothes with confusing symbols on their tags:
6.
If you cry a little when you have mud all over your pants:
7.
If the stench of bleach fries your nose for days:
8.
If you fuss when stain remover doesn't get that grease stain:
9.
If yellow pits on white shirts drive you up the wall:
10.
If you buy an outfit you love but you're terrified it'll shrink:
11.
If you wish your pants would just stay on the dang hanger:
12.
If you dream about clean-sheets-day every day:
13.
If the idea of folding a fitted sheet makes you cry, but you're going to try anyway:
14.
And if you're too busy for laundry and proud of it:
