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370 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published October 30, 2018
“No, you need to sit down before you fall down,” Ian interrupted. “Stay here. I’ll sort this myself.”
Outrage had me sputtering. “I can kill ’em all!”
“Of course.” Was he stifling a laugh? “You’re beauty, you’re grace, you’ll shoot them in the face.” I smiled. “That’s pretty.”
“Even if we both survive, I won't enforce my claim on you," I said desperately. "In fact, the first thing I'll do is drop you back at that bordello in Poland and order you a new carnival orgy, promise!" Then I threw up, spraying a stream of crimson all over him as I lost my fight against the nausea.
"See?" I managed when I finished puking. Vow sealed with a blood oath."
He looked down at himself in disgust. "This is everything I knew marriage would be.”
Spade stared at me as if I fascinated him. “I’ve never seen someone shagged into a state of witlessness before.”
“Then I pity your wife,” Ian snapped before I could give my own rude rejoinder. “Up your bedroom game, Charles, before Denise finds someone who will. More importantly”—his fangs came out as he snarled the rest—“the next person who insults her will get their mouth shoved up their own arse.”
“He might be morally bankrupt, chronically dishonest, and inexplicably dangerous, but he was also . . . fun.”
“Even if we both survive, I won't enforce my claim on you,” I said desperately. “In fact, the first thing I'll do is drop you back at that bordello in Poland and order you a new carnival orgy, promise!” Then I threw up, spraying a stream of crimson all over him as I lost my fight against the nausea.
“See?” I managed when I finished puking. Vow sealed with a blood oath."
He looked down at himself in disgust. "This is everything I knew marriage would be.”
“Lucifer’s hammering hard-on! Now that was a real shag!”
Ian grinned before leaning down to lick the blood off my lip. “I know, it's a lot to take in. Never thought you'd be this happy, did you? Or this lucky. Blimey, go ahead and envy yourself. Countless other people will, I assure you.”