Ей, тва за блондинката ми хареса страшно много 
Ще си подготвя една такава табелка като паркирам
Ще си подготвя една такава табелка като паркирам
- Публикувана: 24 авг. 2007, 22:59 ч.
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Ей, тва за блондинката ми хареса страшно много
Ще си подготвя една такава табелка като паркирам
Ще си подготвя една такава табелка като паркирам
Така никоя кола няма да смее да те доближи.
П.С. ИЗвинявам се, ако съм те засегнала.
При директора се влиза само по голяма нужда!
/Надпис на вратата на директорски кабинет/
Направо давам линка, че не мога да изброя толкова смехории:
http://forum.all.bg/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1527252/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1
/Надпис на вратата на директорски кабинет/
Направо давам линка, че не мога да изброя толкова смехории:
http://forum.all.bg/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1527252/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1
За Сърдечко специално - моят набор от bumper stickers, които си пазя и някой ден ще слагам една по една (само да преведа на БГ тези, които стават, че е по-хубаво и да ги отпечатам!)
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Life's a buffet... so eat me!
Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.
Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Life's a buffet... so eat me!
Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.
Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
За Сърдечко специално - моят набор от bumper stickers, които си пазя и някой ден ще слагам една по една (само да преведа на БГ тези, които стават, че е по-хубаво и да ги отпечатам!)
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.[/b]
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
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