Енгин Акюрек в „Kara Para Aşk”, нови и стари проекти – Тема 316

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Dear Mr Akyurek,

After many hopeless attempts to deal with the below thoroughly explained matter without involving you, we have come to the conclusion that only with your help will the problem be, if not resolved, at least kept under control.

A few years ago we noticed that our wives or companions in the case of not married couples, ceased to care much about our whims, did not nag, didn't argue about anything and they generally seemed to be really happy. Although it seemed strange at first, it was rather pleasant and very convenient since we could lead our life peacefully and do what we wanted. As time went by and things didn't change, some of us got curious and decided to find out what the source of so much happiness and contentment was.

They were really surprised to find that the reason was their companions' watching some Turkish Tv series called "Bir bulut olsam"! Relieved that no danger was threatening their marital happiness they made fun of their wives or girlfriends that could be so delighted by such silly things. You know, women are so sentimental and sometimes feather headed that can live in the fantasy world of a book , of a film , even a love song can send them to heaven. "How is your Turk today?" was a common joke that really made our day. Then after some time a new series started called "Fatmagul'un sucu ne?" Some of our members called me one day and they were quite worried. "I had lunch in the living room on the new Laura Ashley sofa and she DID NOT CARE!!!!!We have to do something ASAP!" One of them cried desperately.

The new series seemed to have a terrible effect on our women. We realized that the problem was not the story but you sir yourself was the cause of our destruction! Food is burned and houses WITH specks of dust have started to appear! Women walk daydreaming, smiling all the time for no apparent reason. They don't even take phone calls or visits from friends on the day of the series "Sorry dear,not today, today it's the wedding...."

To make matters worse you had the nerve to make a film which was followed by our new torture called Kara Para Ask!!!!Women asked their husbands to grow a beard or they would leave the house and instead of calling them by their names, "Omer" was often heard in various households. Threats are of no avail.

Surprise presents, flowers, romantic candle-lit dinners in absurdly expensive restaurants have been employed but with little or no success. They won't give you up .Cost what it may.
As you understand from all the above, we are obliged to take immediate action. So we would ask you to leave our houses at peace. You said you would disappear somewhere in England. Why are you still here? Also stop making new series so they would forget you. And do something with your looks. That attempt with the shaving of the beard was really pathetic and 'deceitful', they won't bite for that. If you don't comply with our demands ,further action will have to be taken .Thank you in advance.

Desperate men's society